“Toe beans, toe beans, toe beans, toe beans, I’m beggin’ of you, please don’t take my man…your beauty is beyond compare, with flaming locks of auburn hair…”
So this is Mister and his cute little toe beans, buried under the blanket fort I was coerced into making him. He promptly cozied himself into the little pocket and conked out. He is quickly snoring and the next thing I see are his cute lil paws jutting out from under the fort. The familiar move learned, no doubt, from me as that is how I sleep too.
Every single toe bean pic I’ve seen makes me think of Dolly Parton singing Jolene, with Toe Bean instead. I’m sure it was a TikTok at some point, one of those earworm moments that I don't recall precisely when or how but it stuck.
And here we sit, singing Toe Bean with every cat paw pic. I’m not really sorry if you can’t unhear it now.
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